battymuncher


1. someone who enjoys placing their mouth/tongue on another persons sphincter.

2. someone who lavishes positive attention on another individual with the intention of profiting personally.
1. ‘oooo derek, i really enjoyed r-mm-ng you last night’
‘deary me steve, what a fine job you did too. ooooo. you are king battymuncher.’

2. ‘dave has invited the boss over to his place for dinner again tonight. i gather they have bought caviar. you know he’s just hankering after that promotion. what a dirty, stinking f-cking battymuncher.’

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