Bauer-Status


a.something that is so amazing that jack bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.in reference the higest of the three status’s: 2ed being palmer and third being gains status.c.an action or reaction that closly resembles that of jack bauer
d. reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling jack bauer.e. the ability to f-ck, be f-cked, and f-ck up in an hour
hey i haven’t slept……baeuer status!!!

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