Bauered


when a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
i am terribly sorry mr. client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by drew before we got them.
extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
the eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
to have an incredibly -rg-smic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a s-xy picture or hearing very good news

i just bauered.
and expression of -rg-smic joy in which one -j-c-l-t-s hot lead into the twitching body of one’s worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

from the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by jack bauer from the tv series “24”.
when i saw elisha cuthbert kissing sarah clarke, i bauered.

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