Bay Area


the bay area is a metropolitan area made up of 12 counties and major cities like san francisco, oakland, san jose, and stockton, all located in northern california, there may be many “bay areas” but the best and only important one is the one im referring to. its locally known to be only 9 counties but in the bay we spread the love so we include the extra 3 counties. its population is at 8.5 million and growing insanely fast. you know about the bay because we have some of musics biggest and most talented artists and legendary rappers like tupac, e-40, mac dre, too short, green day, third eye blind, grateful dead, 4 non blondes, metallica, and many other rappers. the hyphy movement started here, we invented the word h-lla ,yiking and dipping started here, we have the best cannabis available in the entire world literally, and we have some of the best and worst sports teams in the country.
person 1: im going to the bay area?
person 2: what bay area?
person 1: the one with h-lla good weed and where the b-tches yike!
person 2: oh h-ll yeah i wanna go to
most commonly refers to the area around the bay located in the northern region of california. the peninsula part is based around san francisco. the other major areas include oakland in the east bay, and san jose in the south bay. the bay area const-tutes of all those regions and suburbs of those cities near the bay. there are, however, common misconceptions of the bay area, such as the bay area of memphis, tennessee, as well as a few others. the bay area most commonly refers to the region in northern california, you can not deny that.
the rapper lil’ wyte states that he is from the bay area. he is not from the bay area in northern california, so he is in fact a p-ssy b-tch. e-40 and too short are from the bay area; vallejo and oakland, respectively. dont hate on the cali bay area just cause your state’s bay area isnt as well known.

here’s an -n-logy…when people say portland (there are 14 portlands in the u.s.), they’re most likely talkin about the one in oregon.

(my bad if i didnt name your city in the definition of the bay area…i got love for the whole bay…vallejo, concord, richmond, pittsburg, sunnyvale, palo alto (epa), fremont, mateo, marin, berkeley, and every lil town i forgot from gilroy to sactown to santa rosa and back down)
aka yay area
home of the oakland raiders and the san francisco 49ers.

richmond, oakland, vallejo, pittsburg, san jose, hercules, berkeley, etc.

northern california also the home of
rappers e-40, san quin, federation, messy marv, keak da sneak & the one and only mac dre!
i’m from the yay area b-tch f-ck the rest the yayz da best
the san francisco bay area, also known as the bay area, is a geographically diverse metropolitan area that surrounds the san francisco bay in northern california. home to more than eight million people, it is composed of cities, towns, military bases, airports, and -ssociated regional, state, and national parks sprawled over nine counties (ten, according to some agencies) and connected by a m-ssive network of roads, highways, railroads, and commuter rail.
the bay area, unlike the typical metropolitan area, contains several distinct urban and suburban centers. while san jose is the largest city in the bay area (having surp-ssed san francisco in the 1990 census), for most of its history san francisco was the largest city in the region. the area containing the city of san francisco, together with oakland and san jose, is the sixth-largest consolidated metropolitan area in the united states.the following lists are based on the ten-county definition of the bay area. cities in bold serve as county seat. the places listed in italics are located in santa cruz county, which is excluded by the nine-county definition.

counties
– alameda county
– contra costa county
– marin county
– napa county
– san francisco county
– san mateo county
– santa clara county
– santa cruz county
– solano county
– sonoma county

cities with more than 200,000 inhabitants
– san jose, 953,679
– san francisco, 799,263
– oakland, 412,318
– fremont, 210,158

cities with 100,000 to 200,000 inhabitants
– antioch
– berkeley
– concord
– daly city
– fairfield
– hayward
– richmond
– santa clara
– santa rosa
– sunnyvale
– vallejo

munic-p-lities and suburbs with 10,000 to 100,000 inhabitants
– alameda
– alamo
– albany
– american canyon
– ashland
– bay point
– belmont
– benicia
– blackhawk-camino t-ssajara
– brentwood
– burlingame
– campbell
– capitola
– castro valley
– cherryland
– clayton
– cupertino
– danville
– dixon
– dublin
– east palo alto
– el cerrito
– el sobrante
– foster city
– gilroy
– half moon bay
– healdsburg
– hercules
– hillsborough
– lafayette
– larkspur
– live oak
– livermore
– los altos
– los gatos
– martinez
– menlo park
– mill valley
– millbrae
– milpitas
– moraga
– morgan hill
– mountain view (santa clara co.)
– napa
– newark
– novato
– oakley
– orinda
– pacifica
– palo alto
– petaluma
– piedmont
– pinole
– pittsburg
– pleasant hill
– pleasanton
– redwood city
– rohnert park
– san anselmo
– san bruno
– san carlos
– san leandro
– san lorenzo
– san mateo
– san pablo
– san rafael
– san ramon
– santa cruz
– saratoga
– scotts valley
– south san francisco
– stanford
– suisun city
– tamalpais-homestead valley
– union city
– vacaville
– walnut creek
– watsonville
– windsor

munic-p-lities and suburbs with fewer than 10,000 inhabitants
– amesti
– angwin
– aptos
– aptos hills-larkin valley
– atherton
– bayview-montalvin
– belvedere
– ben lomond
– bethel island
– black point-green point
– bodega bay
– bolinas
– bonny doon
– boyes hot springs
– boulder creek
– brisbane
– broadmoor
– buena vista
– burbank
– byron
– calistoga
– cloverdale
– clyde
– colma
– corralitos
– corte madera
– cotati
– crockett
– day valley
– deer park
– diablo
– dillon beach
– discovery bay
– east richmond heights
– east foothills
– el granada
– el verano
– eldridge
– elmira
– emeryville
– fairfax
– fairview
– felton
– fetters hot springs-agua caliente
– forestville
– freedom
– fruitdale
– glen ellen
– graton
– green valley
– guerneville
– highlands-baywood park
– interlaken
– inverness
– kensington
– kentfield
– kenwood
– knightsen
– la honda
– lagunitas-forest knolls
– larkfield-wikiup
– lexington hills
– loma mar
– los altos hills
– loyola
– lucas valley-marinwood
– montara
– monte rio
– monte sereno
– moss beach
– mount eden
– mount hermon
– mountain view, contra costa co.
– muir beach
– occidental
– opal cliffs
– pacheco
– pescadero
– point reyes station
– port costa
– portola valley
– rio del mar
– rio vista
– rodeo
– rollingwood
– roseland
– ross
– saint helena
– san geronimo
– san gregorio
– san martin
– santa venetia
– sausalito
– sebastopol
– seven trees
– sonoma
– soquel
– stinson beach
– strawberry
– sunol
– sunol-midtown
– tara hills
– temelec
– tiburon
– tomales
– twin lakes
– vine hill
– waldon
– west menlo park
– woodacre
– woodside
– yountville
stupid doo doo dumb – alb-m by mac dre, most famous bay area rapper.
san francisco + san jose + oakland = bay area

john: where’s the best place to live in the us?
tom: it has to be the bay area.
the east bay 510 consist of oakland, berkley, richtown, alameda, haystack, san leandro, union city, fremont, newark, milpitas… the west bay 415 consist of san fransico or “the sco”, san matao, east palo alto, sunnyvale, daily city, redwood city… the south bay 408 is like san jose and santa clara area… or north bay 707 vallejo area… these are just the citys i have explored growin up there is prolly a few i missed but your town wasn’t important enough to make it so die you beezy.
“since ’84 i been out there gettin my doe, from the sco to o to vallejo gettin richer than rich in san jo…”
-r.i.p. mac dre
bay area is in nor cal.. frisco area of course.. redwood city, oak, sunnyvale, san jose, frisco, etc.
the bay area is the sh-t.. f-ck all those socal haters.
the area surrounding the san francisco bay. includes north bay, east bay, south bay and the peninsula.
do noth confuse with wannabe bay areas like memphis.
99.999999999999999999% of the time it’s refering to the place in the norcal.
john: i’m from the bay area.
dan: cool, how’s the weather?
john: cr-ppy.
dan: oh, so you’re definitely not talking about the real bay area in california.
john: uhhh i was talking about memphis.
dan: dude, ur h-lla crazy. get with it!

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