Baylored
1) the act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. the person then scares the h-ll out of you merely by their presence.
2) the act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.
(1) shane and matt get in their car to go to scott’s…..
as they arrive
matt: “baylor!!!! when the h-ll did you get here?”
shane runs scared
(2) alex: “baylor, how did you find that website?”
baylor: “uhh, i snuck up behind you and looked at your screen.”
alex: “eff i’ve been baylored”
1) the act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. the person then scares the h-ll out of you merely by their presence.
2) the act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.
(1) shane and matt get in their car to go to scott’s…..
as they arrive
matt: “baylor!!!! when the h-ll did you get here?”
shane runs scared
(2) alex: “baylor, how did you find that website?”
baylor: “uhh, i snuck up behind you and looked at your screen.”
alex: “eff i’ve been baylored”
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