baysoline
a petroleum derived liquid mixture. primarily used as fuel for the numerous explosions typically seen in films directed by michael bay.
baysoline is a colorless volatile liquid among a series of movie-made aromatic hydrocarbons. dangerously unstable and highly toxic, the combustion of baysoline is a extremely exothermic reaction. perfect for michael bay directed movies, small amounts of baysoline produce large volumes of hot gas.
head pyrotechnician: careful unloading those barrels drew! there’s enough baysoline on that truck to turn this set into a 90 minute display of epic decepticon pwnage!
drew: jesus christ! why does michael need all this fuel?
head pyrotechnician: well when you’re movies hardly have any relevant dialog or plausible storyline… shoot you’re gonna have to fill three-quarters of the film with perfectly shot explosion scenes.
drew: are we that baysoline-dependent?
head pyrotechnician: i guess when shia lebeouf and ben affleck are you’re lead actors… then yes.
michael bay: quiet on set! camera?… sound?
clapperboard operator: jailbait b–bsplosion: revenge of the augmented, scene 24, take 3!
michael bay: aaaaaaaand action!
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