bda

b-lls deep -n-l

when you put your d-ck in her -ss as far as you can….then go a little farther.
guy: here i go

girl: farther deeper farther!!!

guy: d-mn girl you like that bda im as far as i can go

girl: deeper!!!!!
acronym for “bmw driver -sshole syndrome”

the bmw is a german car brand popular with drug dealers and hooligans across europe. anyone with “something” small and the need to compensate tends to gravitate towards the bmw – the ultimate p-n-s compensator.

as such the tendency to drive like a maniac and king of the road is extremely prevalent amongst bmw owners. expect them to overtake at 40% the speed limit, cut you up on off ramps and to park on the side walk by a hospital or school as they feel fit.

many psychiatrists believe that owning a bmw is a reflex action to draw attention to the owner. having no “physical attributes” to speak of, bmw owners must compensate somehow and 1/2 ton of metal seems to do the trick.
a: “that guy just cut up an ambulance, gave the finger to a bus full of nuns and parked by the no parking sign in front of a school for the blind”
b: “oh, don’t worry about him, he’s got bdas – did you expect otherwise?”
acronym: big dumb animal syndrome.

used to define mostly football players and other athletes that are physically big and have a very low mental capacity. in many cases are also intellectually r-t-rded.
billy bob may be the best football player on the team, but he suffers from a sever case of bdas.
back door action (-n-l s-x)
did you see that p-rno? h-lla bda!!!
acronym for bus drivers -ss. the unfortunate condition is caused by many hours behind the wheel of a bus combined with the poor diet of mc donalds ingested between runs.
my busdriver has such a b.d.a. he can barely walk down the aisle!
bounce dat -ss: when someone says something soooo dumb, r-t-rd, or stupid that you have to respond with this. it doesn’t actually mean what it reads.
girl with no -ss: my -ss is so big!!
other girl: bda girl,, that sh-t aint big. lmao
bi-polar display of affection
b.d.a. —> one minute they can’t keep their hands off of you, and the next minute they just want to be left alone… when you are alone, you are their ‘only’…but when you are around other people, you’re just lonely. come here. no, leave me alone. stay. oh, forget it. just go… (and my favorite…) “in a relationship, and it’s complicated” meaning : if you aren’t around, i am single…