beach mule


it’s lineage can be traced to the moscow mule, it originated on the south sh-r-s of long island, a c-cktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose’s sweetened lime juice. usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.
i just crushed a beach mule and now i’m going to spike the ball in their f-cking face.

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