Beach Week
week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. more of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.
this party is rediculous, this is like beach week before beach week.
the first week of june in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
also a week in which the already sl-tty girls wear even sl-ttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of std’s.
no girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. many leave with their first rape kit.
the more prude girls attempt to dress sl-tty, but refuse to act sl-tty, transforming them into cl-ster-f-cks.
a week where cops should just give up
a week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
a week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
it’s beach week next week! i can’t way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated s-x with random strangers of random s-xes with or without consensual-ality!
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