Beachcat
a dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. she’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scr-ps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite s-x. beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.
get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend
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a fat, hairy individual who is found on any beach. wearing sandles in the sand, this individual’s waddle becomes so pr-nounced that, when combined with their hairy, almost wookie like nature, they resemble a cat maneuvering through water.
extra bonus if they are whiter then most of the sand on the ground.
check out that beachcat over there. gross dude.
an individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
you know what they say about that alanna girl, she’s a real beach cat!
an individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
you know what they say about that alanna girl, she’s a real beach cat!
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