Beached As
when you are stuck on a beach in new zealand, and you are a whale talking to a seagull. also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
on a side note, whales cant chew.
i’m beached as bro!
basically to be screwed. originates from a youtube video parodying the nz accent. made by a pair of australians, the video shows a cartoon whale ‘beached’. he says to a p-ssing bird ‘oh no man, i’m beached as!’
‘i’m missed the last bus home, i’m beached as’
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