beached shark


rancid p-ssy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.
have you ever gone down on beached shark? no, you haven’t. how can i tell? your lower face is intact.

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