beachie


a person who, during summer or summer vacation, goes to the beach every single day with no exceptions. to offically be a beachie you must do at least three of the following things:
1. surf
2. bodyboard
3. skate or longboard
4. party
5. grow out your hair to at least shoulder length (for dudes) or waistlength (for chicks)
6. never go to a tanning booth
hey bro what are you doin this summer??

i’m a beachie what the f-ck do you think i’m gonna do, dumb-ss.
a term used in melbourne to describe a person not from a bayside area that migrates with all of his inbred, inland countrymen to the beaches during summer, thereby slowing traffic to a standstill for the locals.
john: hey paul, you coming to the edgy tonight?
paul: would love to mate but the roads are clogged with f-cking inland beachies.
to drive past the beach with no intention of getting out of the car; aussie slang for driving past the beach. also: “chuck a beachie”; the act of driving past the beach with no intention of getting out of the car.
“hey guys, you wanna chuck a beachie?”; “me mates and i chucked a beachie last night”; “let’s grab some macca’s and chuck a beachie”
person to whom lives on a beach or a body of water
wow they are so lucky to be beachies, and to own a home on beach.
u iz a cool person
replace person with ‘beachie’ so u iz a cool beachie

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