Beaked


a reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.
“gary’s acting like a pr-ck.” “yeah, he’s beaked.” “ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror’s missing!”
to freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.
wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.
the process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are “pecking” the others palm of their hand. the giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being “beaked” or “you got beaked”. the receiver of this tends to be embarr-ssed and ashamed.
person 1: “hey man what’s up?”
person 2: “nothing much.” (goes in for high five)
person 1: (goes in for high five)
person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of person 1) “beaked!”
person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.
i got beaked by this person and i swear they hit my prostate.
to get punched in the nose
if you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.
to be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.
david’s front foot slipped and he beaked himself.
when a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. there is major contact between the bird’s beak and the hot guy’s eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.
i got beaked!

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