beamface


a party game that honors the legacy of jim beam with maximum slizzery.

the rules
1. examine the founders’ faces on a bottle of jim beam; choose the most evocative one.
2. take a shot of beam.
3. make the face; have your friends guess which one you are.

4. repeat.
“are you going to play beamface at your party tonight?”
“yeah brah, i’ve been practicing my booker noe for days.”

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