Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise
yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: “beaming” for the act of evacuation, “schatner” as in the past tense of to sh-t (shat), and “off the enterprise” denoting out of the -n-s (as in “the prize to be entered”).
not to be confused with beaming dr. bones onto the enterprise; the act of -n-l s-x.
man! your mom’s cooking is so bad it had me beaming schatner off the enterprise all night!
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