bean and cheese headlock
when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and sh-ts and p-ss’s on your face at the same time.
dude becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now i have p-ss in my hair and sh-t in my teeth.
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