Bean-Farts
after a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. you may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 – 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
he woke up at 12:02 am and said to his mom “mom. i have bean-farts.” so his mom walked up to him and said “ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. after take a shower.”
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