Bean Omelette
a “mean omelette” is when a man farts into his girlfriend’s v-g-n- (being a fan of the -ss to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man’s mouth during c-nn-l-ng-s resulting in much disgust.
“she did what into your what???”
“dude, i got a f-cking bean omelette!”
“f-ck dude.. i guess i did.. what a b-tch!”
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