bean tap
when you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
me: “…………….”
wife: “oh jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a f-ckin baby.”
me: “…….hhh………”
wife: “i don’t care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren’t getting out of watching glee with me.”
me: “………hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh…….,,”
wife: “go ahead and turn blue all you want. you have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the dvr until you grow the f-ck up.”
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