beanbumping

the ‘shim’ in a marriage looks the man role, but takes orders and has a v-g-n- instead of what goes in the v-g-n-. shim shaves their whole body to try be as strong as their wife’s overpowering will power. the ‘shim’ is content with giving his 100% effort and his whole paycheck to his wife he worships for her 1-5% effortless existence in the relationship. when in heat, the wife gets the male role by attaching a strap on. after the wife dry intercourses the shim. the wife removes the strap on so she can get off by beanb-mping her shim. the wife beanb-mper is usually a richb-tchwannabe and is always right, perfect in everyway, god-like in the sense of being flawless or without flaws.
emo 1:’what nice married couple.’

emo 2:”hey, why doesn’t the husband have any hair on his body?”
emo 1:’eewwww!!!!!! it’s a shim! notice how it follows its wife!
wife says to her shim: ‘you better keep your mouth shut or you will not have any beanb-mping from me for 3 months! remember, a good ‘husband’ is seen not heard!’
emo 2:”a shim does make a good pet, but poses no threat.”
emo 1:’just shows there is someone for everybody.”’shims happiness comes from breaking their back for their soulmate, who calls the shots and controls shim as a personal slave.”
wife says to shim :’now don’t forget my wedding vow to you,” i take this shim in marriage for better or divorce.”
emo 2:”a shim is the poster child picture for defining all derivatives of the word lame.””what a lamebrain!”
emo 1 :’no, shims are brainless, malepartless and do enjoy being in lop-sided relationships and excellent at following orders.’
emo 2 :”i wonder if the wife sometimes enjoys shaving sheman’s beanb-mping area.”
emo 1 :’eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww’ no more said. let’s go find some real women who cares about how we feel just as much as we care how they feel.