Beaner-Box


an old muscle car, (i.e. a monte carlo, impala, grand national) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car’s good qualities.
carlos: “yo, check out my ride! it’s a 1978 monte carlo with hydraulics, tis rims, flame vinyl, a nos tank by the console. it’s beautiful!”

any sensible person: “you just turned a good monte carlo into a cr-ppy beaner-box.”

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