beantooth
(v) when you’re at dinner and your significant other tells you “i love you” for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(n) the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
person #1: “i know we’ve been dating for a while, and i want you to know that i love you.”
person #2: *awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) person #2: “i’ve bean loving you for a while”
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