Beany Baby


the progeny of two lesbian women, scissoring, with the action resulting in a child.
the progeny can cover all ends of the character spectrum, but will always be -n-l and have the lesbian traits of the parents.
ryan: hey you guys, i’m so cool, and babes dig me.
sandy: such a beany baby.

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