bear bump


when a woman who a man, or the “bear,” has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of bear’s expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
jessica hadn’t dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the bear b-mp and got married last summer.

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