bear fucker


one who pretends to f-ck a bear to get the police’s attention (as seen in the movie super troopers).
“excuse me…bear….bear f-cker! do you need -ssistance?”
a russian wh-r-, or just a russian person, came from the idea that catherine the great (czarina of russia) dabbled in b–st–lity.

usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the russians, like poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to “never trust a russian”).
jane: what’s that girls name?
anne: tatiana.
jane: is she russian?
anne: of course.
jane: what a dirty bear f-cker.
an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad -ss……
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear f-cker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear f-ckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear f-ckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
gay person who likes to have s-x with men fat and / or hairy
john is a bear f-cker because he has s-x with that man so fat
this guy named cody, with two first names, who loves to f-ck fat chicks while they roar.
man that f-ckin bear f-cker kept me up all night looking for salmon to entice these b-tches.
a guy who hooks up with ugly fat chicks and thinks he is a cool guy, when in reality, he is just a tool.
d-mn, that cody sure is a bear f-cker!
a person who is known for messing things up such as plans in video games in an unimaginable way.
(while playing halo3)
will: i got bear f-cker on my team.
dillon: im the only one on our team.
will: you just blew up our mongoose
dillon: i dont know how i shot at the enemy.
will: you just killed us and lost the game

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