Beard Chin


guys who define their ‘missing’ chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
wouldn’t even know fat frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. it’s shaved right above his m-ssive gobbler.

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