Beard Flea


a person that is unjustifiably impressed with themselves. not a lowly arm pit flea or a below the belt flea, but an uppity “i am better than you” beard flea.
brittney sure acts like a beard flea when she is driving her new denali with 24” wheels and talking on her iphone.

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