Beard Rape


randomly stroking a random victims beard, the bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.
when we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!
when someone (usually a male.. i guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson’s face.. painful.
“chris you need to shave!”- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- chris’s chin hair on girls face

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