Beard Ride
the act of seeing, in a concert setting, the bearded entertainers going hard in their musical spirit to give the audience the full experience. even in certain circ-mstances join the audience to give their full effect of the beard ride. not a s-xual innuendo in any way.
the act of seeing larry and his flask in a live concert would be considered a beard ride.
one-sided definition describing the male performer during c-nn-l-ng-s.
person 1: “who wants a beard ride?”
person 2: “i do; i want one.”
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