Beard splinter
a sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.
m: so how was your day?
b: pretty rough, actually. lots of boring meetings, and then i got a beard splinter.
m: you got a what?
b: a splinter in my finger. from my beard.
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