Bearded New Yorker


a derogatory slang word for a jewish person. most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most hacidic jewish men. an artie lange creation originally aired on the howard stern show on july 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.
watch out for that bearded new yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.
according to artie, its a racial slur for a jewish person. yea right.
i saw a whole group of bearded new yorkers taking subcutex today.

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