bearded


something that is totally awesome, leet, super-cool, ragenomic, or otherwise excellent.
guy # 1 : im fockin hungry

guy #2: hey, want to go to get some subs?

guy #1 : that would be totally bearded, bro
this is derived from, “you should grow a beard!”
“why?”
“because you sound like a c-nt and act like a c-nt so you should look like one!”

can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn’t got a clue!
you are a bearded man chocky!
when someone tops a story that you just told.
me: last night i drank like 30 beers

bearder: ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

other guy: dude, you just got bearded.
when someone gently touches your v-g-n-, but does not finger you.
“did he beard you”
“yes he bearded me!”

“i really want him to beard me!”
1. something that is weird
that dude is bearded!

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