Bearduary


n. (beerd-yoo-er-ee)

abbr. bea.

the first two months of the calendar year (january – february) in which a man grows a beard, often started over christmas vacation. men are encouraged to shave all but their mustache on march 1st in observance of marchstache.
man 1: dude, that’s an awesome beard.
man 2: thanks, i’m growing it for bearduary.

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