this word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. a beardy mcbaoma is someone who drives a bmw, loves to drift, and has a beard that’s even bigger than his ego. he enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named hannah, and he’s willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. beardy mcbaoma is allergic to anyone named payge or ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you’d have a better chance at jumping the grand canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
did you just see him pull a beardy mcbaoma on her? awww h*ll no!
“beardy mcbaoma is so dreamy. i love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset.” -hannah
“what’a your name? payge? awwww h*ll no.” -beardy mcbaoma
- eat my kids
1.to suck d*ck or eat p*ssy and swallow the c*m girl: shut up f*ck boy boy: eat my kids
a funny bootiful gurl that can make you smile kaissy is the funniest girl in the world
homie, friend, favourite b*tch, sick mother of all that is rad, let’s have a cheeky bev down the bar treazer. homie, legend, bruvva, friend, mother of all that is rad. let’s watch the footy and grab a bev treazer.
- mouse gladiator
this is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior. the reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!