this word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. a beardy mcbaoma is someone who drives a bmw, loves to drift, and has a beard that’s even bigger than his ego. he enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named hannah, and he’s willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. beardy mcbaoma is allergic to anyone named payge or ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you’d have a better chance at jumping the grand canyon on a tricycle than dating him.
did you just see him pull a beardy mcbaoma on her? awww h-ll no!
“beardy mcbaoma is so dreamy. i love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset.” -hannah
“what’a your name? payge? awwww h-ll no.” -beardy mcbaoma
- eat my kids
1.to suck d-ck or eat p-ssy and swallow the c-m girl: shut up f-ck boy boy: eat my kids
a funny bootiful gurl that can make you smile kaissy is the funniest girl in the world
homie, friend, favourite b-tch, sick mother of all that is rad, let’s have a cheeky bev down the bar treazer. homie, legend, bruvva, friend, mother of all that is rad. let’s watch the footy and grab a bev treazer.
- mouse gladiator
this is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior. the reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!
- jovinnie for president
a term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. it is most commonly used in the game of “keep up the ball” in soccer when one of the partic-p-nts allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. a 1! a 2! a 1 2 3 […]