Beastanist


someone who prefers the act of s-x more with an animal than another human being. many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. the usual method of a beastanist is to rub peanut b-tter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut b-tter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral s-x.
“hey john, did you have hot s-x with that chick you went out with last night?”
“no chad, im a beastanist. i have no s-xual desire for woman. geez man, get that sh-t right.”

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