beat my cock like a ginger stepchild
expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or w-nker’s cramp.
shlonglinator: i’ve got an awful horn. think i’m going to head home and beat my c-ck like a ginger stepchild
lads: you mean meeting gemma……
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