beat nap
a highly satisfying and rejuvenating rest period that is preceded by a strenuous bout of masturbation. this act is typically performed by males on the day following a long night of heavy drinking, as it has been known to cure hangovers. see also, “jack n’ nap”.
directions: for best results, use at the first sign of hangover. repeat every 3 hours or until symptoms of hangover have subsided. to avoid potentially serious chafing, do not exceed 5 beat naps in a 24 hour period. before taking a beat nap, consult your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough for s-xual activity.
dude, i was so hungover today. i had to take 3 beat naps before i started to feel better.
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this is when your feeling tired and h-rny and you m-st-rb-t- or “beat off” and then fall instantly asleep
1. “i’m kinda tired, i think i’ll fire up a dirty ol’ beat nap”
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