beat off chair
the chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. the proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with pov p-rn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.
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