beat-off mouse
an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both d-ck infected hands on this mouse. it avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn’t cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.
inconsiderate -ssholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!
same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
g-d danit jim!! my hand is all sticky!! did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!
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