beat the bishop
to manually stimulate the p-n-s with the hand, typically until -rg-sm. to m-st-rb-t-. so-called because the foreskin on the uncirc-mcized p-n-s, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop’s mitre.
ma caught jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. she opened the door to say ‘goodnight’ just as he was j-zzin’ all over the quilt!
to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
a synonym for the term “jerk off”
sh-t ….she so sl-ty , she made my d-ck hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.
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