beat the meet
to beat the meet.
slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
pulling in your d-ck to achieve and/or s-m-n.
a dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like “alte oma” dot com or “free p-rn but we need your mothers credit card number” dot com etc.
“i’m going home to beat the meet.”
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