beat your dick off



when you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their d*ck just falls off.
neil: hey, you want me to beat your d*ck off?
domingo: looks surprised you want to beat my d*ck off?
neil: i’ll beat your d*ck off with both hands, let’s go!

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