beat your dick off
when you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their d-ck just falls off.
neil: hey, you want me to beat your d-ck off?
domingo: looks surprised you want to beat my d-ck off?
neil: i’ll beat your d-ck off with both hands, let’s go!
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