Beating James Spader
when you quickly m-st-rb-t-, trying to finish in a short amount of time. quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.
in the movie ‘the secretary’ james spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
i’m skipping lunch and “beating james spader”. to h-ll with the meeting i’m “beating james spader” today.
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