beatsville
noun. 1) a suburban sh-thole. 2) anywhere town usa. 3) any of the one million towns across the usa that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. see: mid-america. republican districts. lower middle cl-ss living.
ethan: where are we?
malcom: beatsville.
ethan: no, there’s the sign, oxnard.
or
jake: where’s the next gas station?
malcom: beatsville.
jake: no, i think there’s one in chula vista.
or
samantha: where’s the meeting?
malcom: beatsville.
samantha: yeah, lancaster’s a sh-thole. not as bad as barstow though.
malcom: let’s not split hairs over this one, babe.
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