Beaufart scale
similar to the nautical beaufort scale which measures wind, the beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 – 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like f-ck.
in the library kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was – 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. one of the pensioners turned to kevin and said ” f-ck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the beaufart scale. “thank you” said kevin “my previous best was only a 5.3”
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