Beaumont, TX
a small city in the southeastern region of texas, commonly referred to as “the -sshole of texas.” beaumont and its surrounding area is a melting pot of sorts for negative stereotypes. it houses its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto–ss black people, illegal mexican roofers and silk shirt-clad pakistani convenience store owners. beaumont is also well known for its unbearable, all encomp-ssing odor. many have compared it to the smell of a dead fish stuffed into a sh-t filled sweatsock. it is always important to remember that this city should be avoided at all costs.
guy 1: oh god, it smells like sh-t out here!
guy 2: you obviously haven’t been to beaumont, tx.
guy 1: what?
guy 2: exactly.
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