beautifail
a form of fashion fail, often causing the failer to resemble a crusty hooker from the bad side of harlem. most common in the preteen years, but can appear in the teenage demographic as well.
remember, kids, there’s a fine line between looking like lady gaga, and looking like a crack-addicted p-rn star.
also can be used as an adjective, describing something that appears to be a serious attempt at fashion but has failed miserably.
rebecca’s choice of a pair of phallic pasties and a ripped-up miniskirt was pretty beautifail, especially since she’s supposedly the best dresser of the 10th grade.
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