Beav-Schwanz
taken literally, it is the merge of the two words beaver and schwanz.
beaver, meaning “the pudenda of a woman”…and schwanz meaning “male organ of copulation”.
in an abstract way it could be like the chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.
this could be a way to describe a she-male’s private parts:
“hey dude, check out his-her s-xy beav-schwanz.”
or
“this man-woman is suffering from beav-schwanz envy”
abstract example:
“he/she’s like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my beav-schwanz…”
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