Beaver Humping Moose Jockey


a canadian
canadian fellow

“whats this all aboot eh?”

american dude

“rawr! a beaver humping moose jockey! i mean canadians!”

dear canada,

you can have avril lavigne and celine dion back. please.

your friends,

america

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